Uncover the Secrets to Surviving Winter in Boulder

Embrace the Body Hair

Many think that during winter, body hair is hidden beneath layers and thus of no significance. However, science has proven otherwise. Keeping body hair intact helps conserve precious heat, which is crucial for survival in the cold. Imagine a scenario where your eco-warrior roommate refuses to keep the house above 50 degrees. In such a case, having body hair becomes a lifesaver, making you less likely to freeze to death.

It's not just about practicality; having body hair can also make you more attractive. Picture yourself in a winter setting, with that natural warmth radiating from your body. It's a unique charm that sets you apart from the crowd.

Bear Girl Winter

This year, the "it girl" in the outdoors social media landscape was Grazer, also known as Bear 128. She won the wholesome Fat Bear Week contest, and her story has inspired many. Fat isn't just a cute trait; for hibernating bears, it's literally life-saving. And for us humans, it can be a source of comfort and confidence.

As the days grow shorter and the temperatures drop, it's normal for our bodies to want to hold onto some extra warmth. Whether it's through an extra sweater or a few extra pounds, embracing this natural tendency can make a big difference in how we feel during winter.

Turn to the Wisdom of Wellness Aisle Crones

When it comes to health, the wellness aisle in Natural Grocers is a treasure trove of knowledge. Whether it's a yeast infection, Qi stagnation, or a mystery ailment, these gray goddesses know exactly what to recommend. They not only know which herbs will heal you but also which supplement brands are on sale.

Unlike some health authorities, they are more in tune with our bodies and can provide practical advice. They understand that sometimes, we need a little extra help to stay healthy during the winter months.

Practice Safe Cuddling

Spiritual bros may have some unconventional views, but they are all about the snuggles. If you find yourself in a situation where a spiritual bro offers cuddles, don't be afraid to take him up on it. Snuggling can be a highly effective form of birth control, as long as you leave some room for the Holy Ghost.

For those with uteruses, the thought of a national abortion ban can be a major turnoff. But snuggling can provide a different kind of connection, one that can be just as fulfilling.

Country Roads, Take Me to Pound Town

When it comes to setting the mood, the right playlist is essential. John Denver may seem cheesy, but his open-hearted sentimentality and romantic vulnerability are what make him so special. His music can create a cozy atmosphere that sets the stage for some groovy times.

You can't keep pretending to be seduced by the same old songs. It's time to explore different genres and find the music that speaks to your soul. And with the right tunes, you'll be ready to make some memories with that special someone.

Give Poly a Try

If you've missed the train on Boulder singles, don't worry. There's still the ENM (ethical non-monogamy) train waiting for you. Remember Dan and Elise, the cute couple at the St Julien Hotel bar? They showed you that there are other ways to connect and have fun.

Engaging in adult activities and having deep conversations can lead to a more fulfilling life. While there is a risk of getting hurt, the rewards can be worth it. You might come out of it with new tattoos and a more sophisticated emotional vocabulary.